“Murder, She Wrote” inspired, custom made, vintage 80’s fabric APRONS

$7.25 - $35.75

"Murder, She Wrote" inspired, custom-made aprons are exactly what you need when the shit goes down in the neighborhood. Not only will you look just lovely when the police show up a few houses down from you, due to a foul order and mail piling up— but, you're camera ready to spill some tea to the local news reporter.

These aprons are custom made by yours truly while listening to hours of true crime podcasts and "People Investigates" episodes. The fabric comes straight from the 80's emboldened with as much cabbage roses you can handle with that Laura Ashley flair.

They're made from my own dangerous pattern as well. Deep pockets to keep your phone and whatever else you might need while being the nosey, but well-meaning neighbor. Wether your gardening, solving mysteries with your dog or cat— or typing out your podcast script— this Dangerous Apron will be just the right piece of apparel you didn't know you needed.

There is now an option in the drop down to have a name hand embroidered on the apron as well!!